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** BizHat.com Joke Mail
** 1 Oct 2004
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==> JOKE #1 <==
Motherinlaw’s Funeral
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law.
As he began to cry, his wife punched him and said: Why are you crying, you never liked my mother anyway.
I know he replied, I thought I saw her move!
==> JOKE #2 <==
Top 8 reasons to become a nurse
1. Pays better than fast food, though the hours aren’t as good.
2. Fashionable shoes & white uniforms.
3. Reassure your patients that all bleeding stops….eventually.
4. Expose yourself to rare, exotic, & exciting new diseases.
5. Do enough charting to navigate around the world.
6. Celebrate the holidays with all your friends…..at work.
7. Take comfort that most of your patients survive no matter what you do to them.
8. Courteous & infallible doctors who always leave clear orders in perfectly legible handwriting.
==> JOKE #3 <==
Jonny goes to fill the cavity in his tooth.
The dentist asks, “What kind of filling would you like for that tooth?”
“Chocolate, please,” replied Jonny.
==> JOKE #4 <==
The Difference Between Dogs and Cats
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me … They must be gods!
A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me … I must be a god!
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