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Pickup Lines that you should NEVER use

If you’re looking for a way to pick up your next date or just looking for a good laugh, check out these pickup lines!

1 Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

2 Are you religious? [Why?] Because you’re the answer to my prayers.

3 Can you give me directions…to your heart?

4 Did they just take you out of the oven? [No, why?] Because you’re hot!

5 Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.

6 My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it in.

7 Can I have your picture? [Why?] So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas!

8 Do you have a band-aid? [Why?] I hurt my knee when I fell for you.

9 Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?

10 I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

11 Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Guadalupe?

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